For generations my family has been improving the quality of life for individuals through our patents. It all began with Tobias van Geelen, my grandfather. He was the impressive man who invented the Waterfowl Cloak for the army in 1932.
Category Archives: The Story
Excerpt from the book: Baby Wrap
In 1968, the year I was born, mother invented Baby Wrap. Many believe this invention laid the groundwork for modern disposable diapers. And so it seemed destined from the moment of my birth that I, too, would one day invent great things.
Excerpt from the book: Brother Vanishing Ray
I was a very inquisitive child, spending all of my free time experimenting in the family laboratory. Even before I could write a patent myself, I had already invented the Baby Brother Vanishing Ray at the age of 6…
Excerpt from the book: See no. Hair no. Smell no.
In 2003 I collaborated with a Brazilian firm on my brainchild. My See No. Hair No. Smell No. device, a clean-burning butane ear hair removal system, was a cosmetological breakthrough. My future looked bright.
Excerpt from the book: Fix the forest
Then, in a sudden burst of clarity, I realized I had lost sight of the proverbial “forest” for all of its litigious “trees.” I wasn’t put on this planet to save people; I was put on this planet to save planets. (Besides, planets don’t sue people – people sue people.) My mission became crystal clear: fix the forest, not the trees. And all I would need is a global team to bring this ambitious enterprise to fruition.
Excerpt from the book: Building block
I’m not kidding. The unique inventions in the following chapter are yours to take and build upon, à la opensource and freeware. Each of my free inventions offers a solid blueprint for a sustainable future on Earth and beyond, leaving just a few minor details to be sorted out through your R&D. Finally, I can sit back, free of any liability whatsoever, and watch as my unique vision reshapes the planet.